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JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am
hell yeah!

CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


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JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?

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demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
obviously he wil put anything in


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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol

JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


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REVENGE OF THE NERDS - It's going to end in a lightsaber gang bang.

STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....

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Rating: 4.15/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD


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Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:18 am

yo Airman, got a letter from Aunt Bob today. said he's applying for this job.


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HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains

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Rating: 2.9/5

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ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many upskirts as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?



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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd [email protected] That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


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Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:44 pm
I win i win!!! She still looks good even when she is bummin it.
Airman - January 19, 2011, 2:40 pm
yes it is
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
Is it Kate Beckinsale?
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:08 pm
5 finger check for you airman!
Airman - January 19, 2011, 12:55 pm
anyone recognize that young lady? hint: actress
hootizz - January 19, 2011, 3:32 am
hahaha.., trust you airman... 5 tooth paste tube bombs for you...
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 7:49 pm
When I go to Dominica in March I will REFUSE to go through that line.....until I have a raging stiffy, that'll learn 'em
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 5:29 pm


LIGHTSABERS - Everything's cooler with them.

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INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword

RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.


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Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
Hey joseph, check out the forums next chance you get. The community might want to get to know you. Kthxbye
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:17 pm


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Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:37 pm

MilDoc - December 7, 2010, 1:36 pm
Great! 5 gropes!

FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,


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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L

LIGHTSABRE FIGHTS - Because fencing is SO Beijing Olympics.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - You need to feel me up to make sure I don't have anything dangerous? Ok, just don't forget my fish dinner.

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GEEKS - They are everywhere, dammit!



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Sean - November 25, 2010, 3:20 pm
Phewwwww! Cold hands = shrinkage ... and THAT would be embarrassing. Hey, wait a minute. Since when are taxicabs covered by T.S.A. guidelines. Driver I'm not paying extra for this. And please consider what you just got away with as the tip!
CANADA - November 25, 2010, 12:01 am
HA! disturbing
Claire - November 23, 2010, 7:37 pm
Too funny.


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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L


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Rating: 4.67/5

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TSA SECURITY CHECKS - Are starting to get a little too personal

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fred - November 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
Clever! Though disturbing...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:56 am
meh...they're a bunch of girls over there.....Good to see you Sick.....or was that "sick to see you...good"?
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 11:53 am
It would be my only one on Politifake, but why not?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am

funny, could be posted at politifake.org as well


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Rating: 4.12/5

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rerun - November 27, 2010, 10:23 am

not your best effort, in 3 months this will not have any meaning.

MUPPET MADNESS - A view of Jim Henson's private nutsack collection.

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Rating: 3.71/5

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Cubbybear - September 4, 2010, 10:04 pm
My personal collection
5150monkeylove - September 4, 2010, 9:57 pm
happy lingerie day?

YEAH, IT'S PINK - You got a problem with that?

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Rating: 2.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:04 pm
Around the survivors, a perimeter, create.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:24 pm
*took place*...damn typos.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:23 pm
Yes, the Bible is a book too. Everyone knows Star Wars is based on a true story; the story took a place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ricky Ricardo... you DO know that it's amovie, right? Based on a book, right?
Rick - October 9, 2009, 6:06 pm
Purple, not pink dude. Mace would kick your ass calling it pink
Woodywood03a - October 8, 2009, 7:32 pm
It is what ever color you want it to be brother.
rogueagent - October 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
*Cough* Purple *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*

LACK OF FAITH - god finds it disturbing

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Rating: 2.61/5

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Silcas - August 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
It's all about using the Schworts!
walkerofskies - January 12, 2009, 11:07 am
thing about my penis is that it IS a lightsaber. It impresses people but my relationships with women are hard to say the least I mean you have to go out and get the carbonian condom and do not even start with me about trying to have kids.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:38 am
I always get naked for lightsaber duels. The tattoo on my thigh of Darth Maul making out with Martha Stewart is always distracting to the Sith.
manicbranic - January 7, 2009, 2:03 pm
I most certainly would not expose my bare penis in a lightsaber fight....



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MPsniper - October 10, 2011, 4:34 pm
he had a LIVER transplant.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
joke is, he made so many iphones, but never got surgery to fight the cancer
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:26 am
Ack, dies = died
CloudchaserS - October 10, 2011, 10:25 am
He dies from pancreatic cancer. What's the joke?
caveman - October 10, 2011, 9:14 am
That's cruel, sadistic and plain old mean..... I like it 5L

DAMN - I thought she was French

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agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 9:30 pm
DOn't get me started. It's a frickin' security device... grow up, or blow up.

CANADIAN BORDER PATROL - Beating up innocent people since 9/11.

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Rating: 1.88/5

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spanko1 - October 4, 2011, 10:46 am
Yes Port Huron is in Michigan
CANADA - April 18, 2010, 8:33 pm
If im not mistaken, those are american flags on the shoulders of them

BREAKING NEWS: - Santa stopped at Airport Security. Santa: "Don't jingle my bells bro!"

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Rating: 4.58/5

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crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 12:46 pm

ultimate showdown -


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Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:45 am
Could have been so good but for the fail on species identification-- that is not a Turtle which is aquatic, but a Tortoise which is found on land. (Sorry for the nit-picking)
Iconoclast - May 19, 2012, 10:39 am
Great pic & caption. 5L & Fav

TSA - making air travel a more friendly expirience...

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Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - December 19, 2010, 5:42 pm
nice anime... :P
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:07 pm

JUST A THOUGHT - Can you imagine how the TSA would react to this ?

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Rating: 4.19/5

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TSA - making our airports into strip clubs one search at a time

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guyfox - December 1, 2010, 11:03 pm
oh yeah
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 10:03 pm
much better don't you think?


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FULL-BODY SCANNERS - The internet said those things will give you "SUPER-POWERS" And you'll "GLOW" in the dark.

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stenusmc - November 25, 2010, 7:33 pm
Follow the money. Someone high-up in TSA has contacts with the company that makes the machine. There was nothing wrong with the metal/exp detectors before. Why be exposed to more rads?
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 4:38 pm
If these scanners get removed, I hope the protesters' family members die on a hijacked flight. Idiots.

WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything



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Ism - June 3, 2012, 5:43 pm
At 18 I dropped out, left home to escape an abusive parent. At 30 I tried to comment suicide by cop. I walked out of mental hospital w/ $280. A year later started my own business. At 45 my house,& all my toys paid for. Hope you are as successful.. GL2U
Bull - June 3, 2012, 6:41 am
If you're gonna be a smarta$$, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an a$$.
uwsmartass - June 3, 2012, 4:37 am
Sometimes I think about people who try to insult other people while they themselves make rudimentary grammatical errors... and then I think, "Damn, that person must not know how fucking retarded he is."


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spacedog - July 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
Heh. Do I smell yeasty?
Haarakkon - July 8, 2010, 3:50 am
SD has risen!

PAT DOWNS - national security or a greybeard's fantasy

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FOOSBALL: SPECIAL CUBBYBEAR EDITION - Promoting Breast Cancer Awareness and bringing back a CLASSIC Because BOTH are so important to men!


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agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 12:31 am
Nothing gay about that!
phydeaux - March 8, 2010, 12:27 am
Phydeaux - a wholly owned subsidiary of Chompers Inc.
Chompers - March 7, 2010, 9:36 pm
Is this the start of a van war? IT'S ON!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
must be a mutiny, or leveraged buyout
Who Cares? - March 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
This way he doesn't have to borrow Chomper's van.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm

WFT, everybody getting a van?


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lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:29 am

Thank you, sir!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:52 am
Jeeze...talk about demotivational. Well done! 5'd and faved!
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 11:34 pm

Very well!
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 11:13 pm
Heh, Mr. Dog is my father, call me space, and you're welcome.
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:57 pm

lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Thank you Mr. Dog~
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Yeah~~and we're goin' together this year, right? To GaryO's place, right? Are you bringing the bats, or shall I?
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:55 pm

Whenever someone dies, my husband mutters, "And now the looting begins."
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 10:46 pm
Beautiful. 5L
MissPriss - January 27, 2014, 10:42 pm
Wow lg, that really got me thinking...Hallowe'en is only 277 days away!
Greeny - January 27, 2014, 9:51 pm
Deep - but the clamor of who in the family gets what is deeper still...
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:36 pm
Got that right….how much for the ’51 Studey?....hurry

profiling -


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M0rd3kaI - May 30, 2012, 1:52 pm
You called me an antique... you have your 'Abused' status back in full swing. Glad you could look past sarcasm. Pleasure for that, really was one of the better ones that day... Visit the forums if you have time, could use fresh meat like you there. Cheers
Ism - May 27, 2012, 2:20 pm
i knew you werent hating... i was honored you even noticed & commented on my post... infact its was appreciated... us newlings can learn a thing or two from the antiques... (^,~)
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 7:25 am
Approval I'd guess, Trying to prove that the abused is not as bad as the abuser makes out they are. (Ps, If you think I'm hating......... even that sentence drives me to a facepalm)
Ism - May 26, 2012, 7:21 pm
wow... i got my 1st Hater and its M0rd3kal... why is it that the abused always wants to please their abuser..?
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:35 am
You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days

Pear of Anguish -

air travel -

Narnia -

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concern3 - December 31, 2016, 6:23 am
Excellent, UP yours

Zubeidat Tsarnaeva -

TSA PROFILING - The know what they're looking for...

New T.S.A. Rules -


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lgvernon - January 4, 2015, 5:14 pm

Perverse. That's perverse to you, bub.
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 4:29 pm
Well gee, Vernie, didn’t know you’d installed that inverse image app. Appreciate it.
lgvernon - January 4, 2015, 4:16 pm

This is actually me, guys. I did photoshop my curves to less eye-popping proportions. It's so hard to be brainy and this gorgeous, too. You have no idea what I go through...
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 4:07 pm
Tag less ‘luggage’. Thank you Hanes, but there is definitely junk in that trunk, and those bolt-ons ain’t foolin’ nobody...better check though.
Greeny - January 4, 2015, 9:05 am
hey now, this unabashed targeting of my brethren is not taken lightly; especially when they are probably quite heavy.
Sho - January 4, 2015, 9:00 am
Her body on this one is heavily photoshopped but she still gorgeous and very curvy
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 7:10 am
True. She could be hiding anything in there...silicone...gelignite...undeclared watermelons...
concern3 - January 4, 2015, 3:28 am
And no man or woman on earth can blame them. You can't be too careful when it comes national security'


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TSA Mistakes 2015 -

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